So, who are these guys on the school bus? What are their deals? I may not be able to answer that, but I can do this much for you.
Anton Vasilyev
Bio: Often gotten himself worried about something or another.
Height: 5'9"
Birthday: April 16, 2005
Species: Made-up bird
Middle name: Alexei
Heritage: Russian
Parents: Yakov and Natalya
Siblings: Misha
Occupation: Painter
Goal: To be a painter (So I guess he's pretty much set)
Social media handle: (doesn't use social media but his handle would be his full name)
Clifford "Cliff" Rankin
Bio: Likes to get drunk and play bass (either separately or simultaneously, he's not picky).
Height: 6'5"
Birthday: August 28, 1995
Species: White rabbit
Middle name: Vaughan
Heritage: English/Scottish
Parents: Chuck and Maude
Siblings: Carrie
Girlfriend: Dawn
Occupation: Musician
Goal: Aimless
Social media handle: cr1995 (Steve Hoffman Music Forum), cliff.rankin.1995 (Instagram, stopped using after he got depressed in college, but kept the account so his friends could tag him in photos)
December Pavot
Bio: Ebullient and happy all the time. Uses internet slang that went out of style before she was born.
Height: 5'6"
Birthday: December 14, 2009
Species: Sparklecat
Middle name: No chosen middle name
Heritage: Haitian/Swedish
Caregiver: Annalise
Occupation: Student
Goal: To be an artist
Social media handle: k1tt3hg0r3 (Instagram, Twitter, Bluesky, YouTube, Tumblr), kittehgoreee (Discord, Telegram)
Guillaume LaFayette
Bio: The bus' resident funny-guy. Takes few things seriously.
Height: 5'7"
Birthday: November 3, 2006
Species: Blackbird
Middle name: Roger
Heritage: French Canadian
Parents: Félix and Lucille
Occupation: Student
Goal: To start / be signed to a punk label
Social media handle: glaffy.exclamation.point (Instagram), Glaffy! (YouTube)
Hank
Bio: Something tells me this is his world, and we just happen to be living here.
Height: 5'2"
Birthday: ???
Species: Dragon half-moon betta
Middle name: ???
Heritage: Anything further than "American" would be conjecture
Parents: ???
Occupation: ???
Goal: Seemingly just to be a bother
Social media handle: He'll give you a different one every time. (It's a real account he owns every time, too)
László Weisz
Bio: A total artiste. His taste is superior because he's spent thousands of hours total thinking about it.
Height: 5'10"
Birthday: January 2, 2004
Species: Dog (Afghan hound)
Middle name: Béla
Heritage: Hungarian Jew (not practicing)
Parents: János and Gloria
Occupation: Works at father's vacuum repair shop
Goal: Would like to be a published writer of some kind.
Social media handle: bundleofroses04 (Twitter)
Nestor Foley
Bio: Nobody knows what's going on in that noggin of his.
Height: 5'4"
Birthday: July 10, 2007
Species: Opossum
Middle name: Arthur
Heritage: Nothin', just a pure blooded American. Hand over your heart, Nestor.
Parents: Tobin and Genevieve (divorced, lives with Genevieve and Quirijn)
Step-parents: Quirijn
Occupation: Student
Goal: ???
Social media handle: explodey5949 (YouTube)
Errol Warwick
Bio: Hi.
Height: 5'7"
Birthday: January 12, 2005
Species: Sheep
Middle name: (None)
Heritage: Caucasian supermutt
Occupation: Cartoonist
Goal: To make a respected webcomic (Yikes...)
Social media handle: errolwarwick (Neocities, Tumblr, Newgrounds, FurAffinity, Bluesky)